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A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:12 am
by Amon
I hereby call on all you dogs to buy Darkfall! Me, Deltus, Glabro and Adrian have returned and we just conquered the east side of Agon!
Our elite PvP Squad is now feared across the land and we invite you to join us! WE HAS LOTZ OF PENIS POWER AND YOU CAN HAS DIS TOO!

LET'S TAKE DA WEST BLUDS!

BUY DF AND PLAY WITH US NAAOOOOOO!

#Darkfall #UnholyWars #Conquered #PvP #FullLewt #Penis #Power #PenisPower #Penis #Agon #Pray4Bear #Penis

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:24 am
by Glabro
At first reluctantly but I bought DF:UW again! Actually it's really FUN FUN FUN and we're winning. Amon taught me to be skirmisher and I rape peepz with my bow!!!

We (with help of some noobs) rule Hadendrak, Kholesh, Mar-Shral, Andruk and Long March. We have mines for our use and the rare ores are piling up. We sport dragon armors and we have some spares for you.

Buy DF and join us!

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:27 am
by Amon
Best PvPers EU.








#Legit #Easy #Pew #Penis #JoinUs #ConquerTheWest #Glabro #Amon #Deltus #Adrian #BestPvPersEU #Penis #DragonArmour #Infernal #Penis #Penis #Pray4Bear #Penis

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:16 pm
by Thinkharder
No.

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:20 pm
by Seraph
Do me a favor, crawl into the corpse of an elephant (via anus), and fuck yourselves in your own assholes until you die of internal bleeding.

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:07 pm
by Glabro
but... but guiseee... :cry:

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:43 pm
by Nadroj
Lol, i won't be as fast to judge as the captains of negativity above me there because i've never tried Unholy Wars so i dunno how different it is from the original.

That said i can't imagine aventurine have gotten any better than they used to be and one thing i did hear was they offered free copies of it to those who had had DF accounts and then never came through on that. I has not the money to buy a game i expect to be crap right now.

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:31 am
by Seraph
I can't speak to how good or bad Unholy Wars is, but what I can tell you is that no one cares about it*, which means few people will be playing it longterm. For an MMO that is a death sentence.

*Note the 94 user reviews on metacritic here, and compare with original Darkfall's over 300, and Red Orchestra 2's 500+

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:01 am
by shadeslayer
Seraph wrote:*Note the 94 user reviews on metacritic here, and compare with original Darkfall's over 300, and Red Orchestra 2's 500+


Im not sure how much the number of actual reviews matters since the thing just came up, but so fars its either love it or hate it. And 2 to 1 seem to love it. That being said im in the Nad-boat going to Poorsville so dont care about it.

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:43 am
by Seraph
shadeslayer wrote:That being said im in the Nad-boat going to Poorsville so dont care about it.

Yikes. You got in a BOAT, with THAT guy? bro, I hope you got yourself a lifevest.

Seriously though, welcome to neo-slavery. Get in line for your bread, slave. Work slave, work. *whip whip*

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:06 pm
by Glabro
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Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:44 am
by Seraph
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Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:50 pm
by Glabro
Sorry for doing cpt. Obvious here, but you guys seemed to really be concerned which in turn made me concerned. Stay cool.

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:11 pm
by Seraph
Glabro wrote:Sorry for doing cpt. Obvious here, but you guys seemed to really be concerned which in turn made me concerned. Stay cool.

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GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:56 pm
by Glabro
Seraph wrote:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!


Oh, how I wish I could do that...
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Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:54 pm
by shadeslayer
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Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:54 pm
by Nadroj
Glabro wrote:
Seraph wrote:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!


Oh, how I wish I could do that...
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Oh but you can!

https://www.lovepalz.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

You're welcome.

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:47 pm
by Glabro


Oh my savior!!!!


...wait, how you know about such things.
:? :shock:

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:36 pm
by Nadroj
It was posted on the forum of my kingdom/clan/alliance on Wurm by someone else, you happened to say you wanted to fuck yourself just at the same time as i'd posted there saying it was funny that finally a device existed to allow people to do that :P

Re: A call to arms as we Return to Darkfall once more!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:06 pm
by shadeslayer
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